7010 Easy Wind Drive, Ste 150      512-538-1516      Hours: 11 AM - 2 AM, Daily

Vigilante Secret Society Does NOT Exist

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Membership certainly wouldn’t cost $15 a month, nor could you buy a full year’s membership in advance for $150. No! But if this program WERE to exist—which again, it DEFINITELY DOES NOT—here are some perks that it clearly wouldn’t include:

  • Unlimited power access to our game library, all the time
  • The exclusive right to make online reservations, including weekly standing reservations, at our custom gaming tables
  • A loyalty program, through which you could earn free food by visiting Vigilante a bunch and solving mysteries and riddles and stuff
  • The opportunity to exert power and influence over others (by voting on additions to our game library)
  • Secret links to early-bird pricing on Vigilante events with limited seating
  • Other undisclosed perks that, again, definitely don’t exist

We apologize for any confusion. If you did think that the secret society was real and were kind of hoping to join, please don’t ask your server.